How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
He bought a ring, got on one knee, and said \"Will you marry me? I don't wanna be Obamaself.\"
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What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why do cats love to work?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?