How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
He bought a ring, got on one knee, and said \"Will you marry me? I don't wanna be Obamaself.\"
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What style of music weighs the most?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What's a forklift?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What do cows say on NYE?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?