What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
You silly goose!
What are baby potatoes called?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What did the sick chicken say?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
How does a penguin build its house?
Who invented fractions?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
How do football players deal with their problems?