Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Because getting a kid to behave is like pulling teeth.
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
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Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why is a computer so smart?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?