Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Because getting a kid to behave is like pulling teeth.
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
How does a squid go into battle?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?