What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
A Father-In-Law!
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What siblings are always sad?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?