Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What did March say to the madness?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why are books always so angry?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What birds always travel in twos?