What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Are baby skunks cute?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Where do termites go camping?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?