My friend David had his ID stolen.
He's just Dav now.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What is blue and not heavy?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
When should you start writing a book?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?