What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Hay fever!
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What's the friendliest national park?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?