What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Hay fever!
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why was the dog so popular?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What is the color of the wind?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?