Why do cows always skip gym class?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
How do snowmen get information?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Where do superheroes blend right in?