What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
A heat wave.
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why are trees always so positive?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?