Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What do mice do when they're at home?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why was the broom late for school?
Why are frogs always happy?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What is the smallest lion?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?