What kind of ant is good at math?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
How does a squid go into battle?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?