On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
hey're both likely to fall asleep between plates.
What bird is losing its hair?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What's the friendliest national park?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?