On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
hey're both likely to fall asleep between plates.
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Where do colds go on vacation?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?