On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
hey're both likely to fall asleep between plates.
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?