What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
A deviled egg.
Why do some people love eating snails?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Why are winter days great?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What do you call octopus twins?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?