What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Skeleton.
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
How do horses navigate at night?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why do cows wear bells?