Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Because he gets to hoe hoe hoe!
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why is furniture so generous?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
How much does freedom weigh?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?