Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Because he gets to hoe hoe hoe!
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
How do you compliment a cat?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What's the friendliest national park?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Where are average things manufactured?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?