What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What's a henway?