What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
A snow cone.
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What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What building always gets stains on it?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Where would you find an elephant?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What animal loves Indian food?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?