What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
A snow cone.
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Are baby skunks cute?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What did the airline worker name her child?