Why do plants hate algebra?
It gives them square roots.
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What's a frog's favorite year?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What animal makes the best lunches?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?