What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
The Oscars®.
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why do bees buzz?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?