What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What does a dog say before eating?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?