Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What words make the best athletes?
What bee is good for your health?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Where do horses reside?
What tea do footballers drink?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?