Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Which plant has the best roar?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
When should you stop for a glow worm?