Why are boxers good comedians?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What building always gets stains on it?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?