Why are sandals so indecisive?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?