What does a lion call an antelope?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why do cows wear bells?
Where does laundry go to college?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why do elephants have trunks?