Where does laundry go to college?
University of Washing-ton.
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?