What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why can you never find the number nine?