What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?