How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
He prawned everything.
What do you call a dog that meditates?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
How do you grill cheese?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Which state has the best streets?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?