What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What is a cow's dream job?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?