Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Because he had a strong will-debeest.
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why are trees always so positive?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?