Bears love exotic cars.
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What is an archer's favorite store?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?