Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why was the bee sad?
Why are fish such good architects?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What was the first animal in space?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What part of a fish is the most musical?