What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Where do chips wear socks?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What animal always goes to heaven?