What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What do you call an angry monkey?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Where does breakfast live?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?