What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Where do termites go camping?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What did the bee say to the flower?