I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Which is the worst season?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What's the biggest moth in the world?