Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
So he can hang out with his pride and joy!
What did the painter say to the wall?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
