What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
The Prontosaurus.
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How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?