How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
C-A-T.
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Why do mice need oiling?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Which animal is the most religious?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What says: oom oom oom?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?