What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why did spring break up with winter?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What are baby potatoes called?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?