Why do dogs run in circles?
Because it's hard to run in squares!
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What's the opposite of irony?