Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
It's allergy season again?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?