What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
The aarrrrr-ctic ocean.
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What is a cow's dream job?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?