What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Sundae School.
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?