Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
Where do baby apes sleep?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What is the strongest animal?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?