Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
What did the robot want for Christmas?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What do Scottish toads play?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?