Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
He was the point guard.
What do trees wear to the lake?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Where do you take sick ponies?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
How does a witch play loud music?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What do you call a sad latte?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?