Why is the beach so confident?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What does the sun drink out of?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?