What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
It's allergy season again?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?