What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Which president loved to take baths?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
How was the wedding?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
How does a witch play loud music?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Why is furniture so generous?