Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What car can't keep a secret?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Which animals make the best football players?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why did the duck cross the road?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
How do hurricanes see?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?