Why do vampires always look sick?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Where do polar bears vote?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?