What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why are fish such good architects?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?