Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What fairy loves to count?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?