Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What's the noisiest food?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?