Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
They're allowed to wear genes to work.
What school subject really rocks?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why did the window need an aspirin?