What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Bot-any plants lately?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?