Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?