What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why are stones so good at music?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?