What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What's a henway?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Which cats love to be petted?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?