A book just fell on my head.
How do you drive a man crazy?
What do you call a pig thief?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
How do you make antifreeze?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?