What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Molar opposites.
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
How do bees get to school?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What do bees say in the summer?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
How does a witch play loud music?
Which animals make the best football players?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?