What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Molar opposites.
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
How do you wash a lamb?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What do nosey peppers do?